Please, Don’t Touch Anything 3D (Steam VR)

System: Valve Index & HTC Vive
Price at Time Of Review: £7.19
Comfort Rating: Green (No Movement)
Genre: Puzzle
Input: Tracked Motion Controllers
Best Playing Position: Standing or Sitting
Multi-Player: No
Age Rating: PG

Description: Please, Don’t Touch Anything is a cryptic, brain-racking button-pushing puzzle game. Covering for a colleague taking a bathroom break, you find yourself in front of a mysterious console with a green screen monitor showing a pixelated live image of an unknown city. Also present is an ominous red button with the simple instruction to not touch anything!

Push the red button once or press it many times. Your choices and actions will lead to outrageous consequences and over 30 unique puzzle endings. Scavenge the room for clues, tools, and buttons to solve riddles and trigger explosive events. This deceptively simple console has many mind-blowing surprises for you. This updated version of the classic game features all new high-quality visuals, new mechanics, updated classic endings with new solutions, and a slew of new endings. Go ahead, press the button. You know you want to.

Review: Imagine being on the TV show lost. You have to enter numbers into a computer every now and again or you are told something bad will happen. Then replace that number entering with the single press of a button and you have what Please, Don’t Touch Anything is all about. The idea is you have to try and discover all the various endings in the don’t push the button scenario. Some require you to push the button and others require you to do other things instead.

This is a brain taxing game like I have never experienced before. Very much like the 100 floors game you really have to pay attention to what is going on and what is happening. With so many endings and so many different puzzles, this is a game that will take a while to master and even longer to complete fully.